ANSWERS ANY1...

Here's another round of those questions for which you will not find any answer but will only find laughter......


* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
* Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's rear."
* Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
* If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their CENSORED when they ask where the bathroom is?
* If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
* Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
* Does moving the mouse on the pad make a computer program open more quickly?

Enjoy finding the answers or asking some intelligent bunch these questions for the answers and hear the joy in the answers........

BACK FROM BREAK

Hi all,
back after a long break....a really long one at that. But got some really interesting questions for all to search for answers. Do leave a comment if u find any of the answers.


* Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
* Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?
* If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
* If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
* Do vampires get AIDS?
* Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
* If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
* Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
* Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
* How can you hear yourself think?
* If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
* If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
* When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
* Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced tenty one?
* If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
* If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
* If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
* What's a question with no answer called?
* Why is a square meal served on round plates?
* If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
* Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
* How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
* Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
* If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
* Can you cry under water?
* If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

EXPLODING SCRAPBOOK BOX

Hi,

Have been gone for a real long time. I dont have any excuse. Just didnt know what to post. Thats d real truth. but am back wid some great crafts. First up is an exploding scrapbook box which i saw over at the crafty daisy blog. N it was so easy. Just took me about an hour or less actually to finish it. It is a gift for my F-I-L, who's arriving d day after tomorrow. N i'm sure he'll just love it.

1 QUESTION ?

What are cat diapers called??


PAMPURRRS

NAMES

Sorry have been gone for really long. But worry not as i've got something here to make up for all d lost time. Here are some mushy names for ur loved ones. Hope u all like them n forgive me for not comin back in time.

Wunnywoogy
Wookiesnuggy
Wooglepie
Schnookumhead
Cuddlyhead
Schnookumpoofhead
Moogliehead
Snookiebunch
Kissiesmoochie
Moopiewuggy
Snookumpooh
Sweetiewoogy
Snookumsnooglecake
Snuggykin
Wuddleboo
Wuggycuddle
Wunnybabylips
Kissiesnookum
Snoogycake
Schnooglesnookumdumplings
Wookiekin
Cuddlyhead
Sweetiebunch
Schnookumpoochie
Wuddlypooh
Loverbooble
Nookumpoofcake
Snookiedumpling
Smoochiefoofie
Snookiewoogybunch
Babywoogle
Snookumlover
Wuddlehoneyfoof
Moopsiedumpling
Wuggybunny
Bunkerpoofpook
Bunkerdumpling
Sweetiedumpling
Schnooglesnuggy
Snookiesnoogle
Honeycakes
Moogliesnoogle
Schnookiepoo
Wuddlewoogydumpling
Smooshpie
Kissiehead
Snookumsnuggydumplings
Schmoopiekin
Doodlecutie
Cutiebooblemush
Cuddlycuddlepooh

SOME MORE WEIRD QUESTIONS ???????

Answer these if u can...!!!

* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
* Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
* If a turtle doesn''t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
* Is there another word for synonym?

AN APPLE A...........

Check what u r eatin?

TISSUE BOX

How about a tissue box like this? Would u use tissue which comes out of someone's nose.

ANSWER THIS

Today's question is-----------
How does teflon stick to a non-stick pan?

ANSWER THESE IF U CAN?

- Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Why do people say they "slept like a baby" wheabies wake up every 2 hrs?
- Why do people believe u when u say there r 4 billion stars, but check when u say that d paint is wet?
- Why do we press harder on a remote when we know d batteries r dead?
- Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there isn't enough?
- Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
-What is d speed of darkness?
- If d temperature is zero outside today and its going to b twice as cold tomorrow, then how cold will it b?
- How is it that we put a man on d moon before we figured out it would b a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is there an "S" in d word lisp?