ANSWER THESE IF U CAN?

- Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Why do people say they "slept like a baby" wheabies wake up every 2 hrs?
- Why do people believe u when u say there r 4 billion stars, but check when u say that d paint is wet?
- Why do we press harder on a remote when we know d batteries r dead?
- Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there isn't enough?
- Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
-What is d speed of darkness?
- If d temperature is zero outside today and its going to b twice as cold tomorrow, then how cold will it b?
- How is it that we put a man on d moon before we figured out it would b a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is there an "S" in d word lisp?

LOTTO

Cool lotto slippers can b worn wid denims.

OIL AND VINEGAR CRUET

These are not wine glasses or an illusion. These are oil and vinegar cruets
in the shape of upturned wine glasses. From the net. But real cool. Right?

CHOCOLATE TOOLS

This is a snap of tools made of choocolate. This is in a bakery in Italy.