ANSWER THESE IF U CAN?

- Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Why do people say they "slept like a baby" wheabies wake up every 2 hrs?
- Why do people believe u when u say there r 4 billion stars, but check when u say that d paint is wet?
- Why do we press harder on a remote when we know d batteries r dead?
- Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there isn't enough?
- Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
-What is d speed of darkness?
- If d temperature is zero outside today and its going to b twice as cold tomorrow, then how cold will it b?
- How is it that we put a man on d moon before we figured out it would b a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is there an "S" in d word lisp?